What's a Vampire Omelette ?

Sam freebsd-users at pikesley.org
Tue Feb 28 12:51:09 GMT 2006


's this one: http://openbsd.org/images/poster7.jpg

There's one right above my desk...

Sam

On Tue, 2006-02-28 at 12:09 +0000, Jon Mercer wrote:
> More to the point, where can we see this poster???
> 
> 
> 
> On Tue, February 28, 2006 12:07, Paul Robinson wrote:
> > On 27 Feb 2006, at 23:36, Jonathan Schneider wrote:
> >
> >> Almost everything on it makes sense. There are pictures of sea
> >> creatures labeled with terms like "Insecure Permissions" and "Code
> >> Bloat". Then there's the puffer fish frying something labeled a
> >> Vampire Omelette and I still don't know what it is.
> >
> > Well, OK, an omelette is a bit like a pancake but with 46.7% less
> > fun. Remember, it's pancake day, so you're allowed to test this fact
> > *extensively*.
> >
> > A Vampire Omelette is unique in that:
> >
> > a) It is 215% less fun than a pancake. This statistically makes no
> > sense, but you'd understand if you ever tried making a Vampire Omelette.
> >
> > b) Instead of using cheese, mushrooms, onion, etc. you use blood
> > sucking nocturnal bat-morphing devils. And a bit more dill than usual
> > helps, I think.
> >
> > c) They're illegal in Switzerland. Oh sure, they're down with Nazi
> > gold and conspiring with the Vatican, but Vampire Omelettes? Not this
> > century...
> >
> > d) You become a vampire after eating one.
> >
> >> Can somebody help please or do I need medication ?
> >
> > Medication is optional but recommended. Not just for Vampire
> > Omelettes, but for life in general.
> >
> > Hope that helps. Maybe.
> >
> > --
> > Paul Robinson
> >
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