What's a Vampire Omelette ?

Jon Mercer jon.mercer at achean.com
Tue Feb 28 12:09:58 GMT 2006


More to the point, where can we see this poster???



On Tue, February 28, 2006 12:07, Paul Robinson wrote:
> On 27 Feb 2006, at 23:36, Jonathan Schneider wrote:
>
>> Almost everything on it makes sense. There are pictures of sea
>> creatures labeled with terms like "Insecure Permissions" and "Code
>> Bloat". Then there's the puffer fish frying something labeled a
>> Vampire Omelette and I still don't know what it is.
>
> Well, OK, an omelette is a bit like a pancake but with 46.7% less
> fun. Remember, it's pancake day, so you're allowed to test this fact
> *extensively*.
>
> A Vampire Omelette is unique in that:
>
> a) It is 215% less fun than a pancake. This statistically makes no
> sense, but you'd understand if you ever tried making a Vampire Omelette.
>
> b) Instead of using cheese, mushrooms, onion, etc. you use blood
> sucking nocturnal bat-morphing devils. And a bit more dill than usual
> helps, I think.
>
> c) They're illegal in Switzerland. Oh sure, they're down with Nazi
> gold and conspiring with the Vatican, but Vampire Omelettes? Not this
> century...
>
> d) You become a vampire after eating one.
>
>> Can somebody help please or do I need medication ?
>
> Medication is optional but recommended. Not just for Vampire
> Omelettes, but for life in general.
>
> Hope that helps. Maybe.
>
> --
> Paul Robinson
>
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